crestfallen ★ nose

is that the spooge killer

i wonder when are they gonna tell me that i aced my russian test

(Источник: mameshipamyu из блога barbi3-bitches)

Tagged: #cute  #food  

birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

(со страницы asgardreid)

goldenclitoris:

girl im just tryna get in ur bikini bottom

(Источник: tw0deadboys из блога laughing-llama)

Tagged: #same  

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(со страницы asgardreid)

"It’s important for little girls to know not every story has to be a love story and for boys to know that soldiers aren’t the only ones to triumph in war."

Guillermo del Toro (via writerofscreen)

(со страницы asgardreid)

(Источник: kinderbaby из блога transicarus)

Tagged: #me atm  

princeofthots:

when yo mama comes home and the atmosphere of fun and relaxation leaves the house 

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(со страницы asgardreid)

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

(Источник: omg-humor из блога ze-quixotical)

(Источник: lilac--lacerations из блога thegreatboredom)

Tagged: #me  

dazzlecort:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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legend.

(со страницы thegreatboredom)

(Источник: 20prime из блога zabetho)

Tagged: #me atm