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Never break character.
You: Have you come across a man named Sherlock Holmes? - JW
Stranger: im horny ;)
You: I'm John. - JW
You: Horny is a bit of an odd name. - JW
You: You must have been ridiculed a lot when you were younger. - JW
Stranger: i wnt u to suck my pussy.
You: Why in the world do I need to suck your cat? - JW
You: Has he been bitten by a snake? - JW
You: I can definitely suck the venom out. I am a doctor. - JW
Stranger: i wnt u 2 lick my vagina ;)
You: I wouldn't. - JW
Stranger: y not
You: Especially not after I sucked the venom out of your cat's wounds; you might get an infection. - JW
Stranger: im fingering myseld
Stranger: myself*
You: Have you got a wound? - JW
You: Typos do make things a lot more awkward. - JW
You: And a lot less sexy, assuming that's what you're aiming for. - JW
Stranger: i give up
Stranger: i wnt to have cyber sex
Stranger: nd ur nt helping.
You: Well, good luck with all that. - JW
You: I hope your cat doesn't die. - JW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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REBLOG IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER GET...
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When making cupcakes
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Me: Hi!
Foreign Blogger: Good day my fine sir; if you will excuse me as my English may not fulfill the criteria of this eloquent conversation we are having, for it is not my native tongue. Yes, well, carry on.
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MOZART, MI AMOR, VEN A MÍ ♥
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“I usually solve problems by letting them devour me.”
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MOZART, MI AMOR, VEN A MÍ ♥
Cuando pensé que moriría por abstinencia de chocolate en tiempos de crisis uterina… LLEGAS A MÍ. (No recordaba que los tenía guardados hasta que vi la foto, lol, viva mi ego) Y ESTOY TAN FELIZ QUE SUBO UNA FOTO MÍA SIN CENSURAR! :DDD ! Y a nadie le importa. Y… I’M WALKING ON SUNSHINEEEE ♪ WOOOO-OOOOAAAHH Mentira, porque no me puedo ni parar del dolor xD ...
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