Al alba (Day-in Day-out, spanish version) | David Bowie

What are they doin
getting their fucking groove on, that’s what
forever reblog
Break it down
Sincerely wondering how many people know that this is Mick Jagger and David Bowie.
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Batman: The Teenage Years
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when i was 14 i was really against drugs but all of my friends were into getting high so i went to whole foods and bought empty pill capsules and filled them with sugar and told my friends that it was a new drug named pax imported from africa and that my other friends older brother gave them to me and my friends pretended like they got high off of the pills and it just made my life tbh
im crying
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you guys all think that canada is so innocent but in grade one i had a geography teacher with three fingers and he gave me a C because i pronounced Kenya differently than him and when my mom reported it to the office we found out that he wasn’t even supposed to be teaching at my school he was literally some stranger who wandered in
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deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
ojm uy g od my mom said i wouldnt support gay marriage if i knew how gay sex worked mklmds kgigfghh rtfgf
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hey hey wait zapacholesterol my gf is the epitome of glam è_é
thegreatboredom u ok?
hahaha yes thank you /uselessly waves a sword

today i went to the city and basically the only productive thing i did was to try on some creepy carnival masks
took this pic with the mere purpose of making it かわいい!
tumblr update ends up being a redirect to livejournal.com
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because I had this awesome password journal as a kid
but it was a bitch to open because you had to say the password the same way every time
so after a while I gave up on it and never tried to open it again
but today I was cleaning my room and found it
so I decided to open it, thinking that it contained old journal entries or drawings from when I was a kid
but I don’t know the password anymore and it didn’t even have any batteries
so I thought maybe unscrewing the back would open it
ha
haha
nope
so now I have to deal with all these wires and gears and shit and end up unscrewing more things and breaking some stuff too
finally I get in
and it’s fucking empty
but I notice the little compartment thingy and open it
there was a folded up piece of paper inside
and I can’t stop laughing because I worked so hard to get into the thing and past me is just like
“now fuck off”
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