GLAM.
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seriously if you don’t follow my gf and me simultaneously you are losing half of your life
i remember a time i was coming back from school and found a dark trash bag in the middle of the street, it was full of dvd’s… i obviously brought it back home and started watching only to discover that i had a porn collection that could last for years… i watched most of them, brought some to school but after a while i got bored and put them in the trash where they belonged
my eyelashes itch is that possible
it was a peaceful day until lipstick
should i eat cold pizza or not
my good mood went to hell, i’m queen of crap
imagine ur icon murdering someone with the expression they currently have
my time has come 
(via squawkingpinkmonkeybird)
holy shit sorry mate i don’t speak old horse
yay this is my 10.000th post! blingee quality but still greeeat, my lil peasants♥ are grateful too :3 let’s keep up the shitty posts!
ps: i know i wrote minute instead of moment but my hand was hurting so bad from writing i was too lazy to delete
i come back from the shower and realise my room smells like dead ox
why does my room smell like dead ox
nooo i have to clean the corridor i hate cleaning the corridor chores are one of the less kawaii glam things on tha whole world nononono lemme just throw some glitter over u floor yes that’s good now u all shiny who cares about the fungus and dog poop and malaria
