What the fuck?! Hahaha

i don’t know but i rather look like this

nice retro guys with hats building houses so vintage

Tagged: #asgardreid  #personal  

Is this an au

WHY IS THAT GIRLS ALWAYS TREAT ME LIEK THIS ME A NICE GUY WITH A FEDORA GO AWAY U ZUCCINI LEGS GO WITH THAT ARSEHOLE OF URS JEAN PIERRE ROBESPIERRE 

au in which i am a nice guy of ok cupid

#las tashas #y musho perico JAJAJAJA NO, maldita, ME HAS ARRUINADO A BLOWIE!!1! Ya no lo podré mirar con los mismos hojos
farenjai

image

Tagged: #i am the paint-master  #tuli  #personal  

i wanna cry and have mascara all over my face

why is my mascara always ok

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in contrast to women laughing alone with salad

i just answered the online test to know my english level (one a woman who works in a languages institute told me to do) and when they asked in which level do i think i am i wrote C1 i’m such a pretentious cunt

but seriously the english level we are expected to have in chile after school is like… A2 (for public schools like mine) i felt so humiliated when i discovered that.

making of le bowie 

mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all ? ♥

Tagged: #ME  #i am so.................  #kawaii  #YES I AM  #personal  

remember when we were at starbucks and couldn’t finish the huge cake, so i decided to make a hipster composition and then took a pic, then another with “thigh gap”

and you said i could upload it and write ridiculous tags in it so the hipsters would reblog it

well you can tag it #swag #thigh gap #starbucks #hipsters #cool #chics #boy #cute #beautiful #cut4bieber #whatever 

i just went to paris and santiago in 5 minutes with bing travel… what is this seriously technologic progress why

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first post from my new laptop

quality camera and wandows 8 uuuhhh

i need more things on my dash, timezones and that make it a little boring at times… problem is : i am following exactly 69 people atm… soooooo should i follow some more or— ?????