never reblogging anything from thegreatboredom again… ever
ipod pics near a window make me look super white and my lips super sekushiiiiiiii but pics in the dark make me look like i have a moustache which is actually the case but damn this is tumblr i am A MODEL

perropulgoso just had a great idea
not really i just wonder if it’s worse to have too much hair or too little hair ??? my head feels specially heavy
and not with ideas
There should be a music style called starbucks music for all those romantic songs with a guitar and a sad guy

So my gf had the idea that we draw 2 random characters kissing and see who it would be
and i started drawing then i was like “omg so unoriginal i die”
Then this happened
just wanted to cuddle after watching i love you phillip morris but this girl of mine kicked me out of my own bed to clean my breadcrumbs and is talking to me in that impossible language that is french and now is pulling my hair bad-quoting the movie andgfzh8tr689 and she keysmashed this post ands now is ticklkinh me shjdsjhajamdnabcfjns and smellv ing mj<Y FEET DJSJHAFJKS/IOJ=

got a badger puppet from le gf in the flea market! just for 2€ (▰˘◡˘▰)
and i don’t even like badgers ugh why but he’s kinda handsome and not evil like most of those treacherous creatures
also i know how to say badger in french now or not cuz i forgot so i’m just gonna say LE badger

Tumblr user perropulgoso is such a hipster she dragged me in this german starbucks just to take ridiculous vintaaaage pics
omg this is so unfair i didn’t post the one in which you have your eyes closed !!

uhhh the soft grunge tumblr user thegreatboredom loves starbucks and never pays for our dates (;´Д`A
so what’s the problem if i pronounce the k on knee or the k on knife or the k on night the k fucking deserves some respect you could at least have some decency and stop ignoring her you insensitive cunt
watching supernatural for the first time in my life (german dubs) while my gf takes a puff. sweet life.
omg i’m so nervous ima get diarrhea and vomit and tuberculoses and ima die snzjahbdjdkasshfeiugh
h ow am i goNNa slEEp 2dAY i- - - quiT