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Paul McVeigh (21) has a girlfriend called Angie, a daughter called Zoewie, and more than 40 Bowie albums. He cleans aircraft during the day, dresses Bowie by night.
I think we have a winner here
(Source: arseturnip, via squawkingpinkmonkeybird)
ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg
so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.
and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.
i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING
(via thegreatboredom)
you guys all think that canada is so innocent but in grade one i had a geography teacher with three fingers and he gave me a C because i pronounced Kenya differently than him and when my mom reported it to the office we found out that he wasn’t even supposed to be teaching at my school he was literally some stranger who wandered in
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(Source: vabracadabra, via sexualfavours)
I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden
you push that stroller sassy spiderman!
you fight those bad guys girlfriend!
you style that hair lil’ dude!
(via siameese)
having a candlelit vigil for the old tumblr…
1 Reblog = 1 Prayer
is that a fucking burger king crown
please dont cuss this is a church service
What’s happening to tumblr????
(via barbi3-bitches)
1. Print this photo.
2. Throw it in a Christmas card.
3. Send it to family you haven’t seen in over five years.
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I thought I would post one of my bright, flowery and cheerful submissions
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if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest thing ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office
what about Louis XIX, king of france for 20 mins?
ANON CALLED JESSI SLAUGHTERS HOUSE POSING AS THE COPS.
Holy shit this is hilarious
Also you should reblog this, spread the lulz
